On my way back from teaching at the synagogue

On my way back from teaching at the synagogue a Caribbean preacher was shouting about Jesus on the corner and a brown man handed me a flyer, I said no, Is there only one god? Why? As soon as I heard his accent I realized he was converted Hindu and I said "I'm polytheist, like your people" and he said "Me? Yes I used to worship false idol...who made all this? the one god" and I did a double-take and scoffed and said "They're not false--do you know Socrates?" and he said "Yes" and I said "I worship Jesus and Socrates equally!" and he said "No!..." doubtfully as I biked off...