If your message is truly important you will make it known
Suspicious things keep happening to me and occasionally to people I know. I'd have to breathe and reflect to count how many. Who is out to get me? The cops? John Tory? Dr. Jamie? The ICC? The ABA Lobby? The ONDP, despite my continued applications to work for them? Opponents of socialism and therefore of the Municipal Socialist Alliance? Latent polyphobes everywhere? Or just someone else I've pissed off, rightly or wrongly?
Whatever is going on someone seems to be trying to communicate something to me with about as much success as Wintermute in Neuromancer. I don't get it. I'm afraid I'm too dumb to speak your language but you have to actually just talk to me, it'll be fine; who are you? If your message is truly important you will make it known to me.