"DON'T SMOKE CRACK IN THE BURGER KING, BITCH"

Last night at A&W, a dude who paced around making clicking noises and got in everyone's energy had his crackpipe out and I resisted the urge to smash it but remarked "You're in the way." as I exited.

But tonight at Burger King, a woman literally pulled her crackpipe out and smoked it in the restaurant. I confronted her: "Bitch, do that outside." She asked me, crazed makeup smeared across both cheeks "Do you want drugs or not?" I said "There's kids come in here, what the fuck is wrong with you, you have to do that outside" and went to walk off and she said "Never come back" and I said "What's that? No I will come back and make sure you're not here" she said "Go ahead and call the police" and I said "That's what you want? Okay I'll be back here shortly, you don't have to ask me twice"

I went across the street to buy coffee and returned: "Bitch, you're still here" I remarked as I walked past her to the counter and asked them to call the police. They told me sorry, we already did, and they already came and removed her an hour ago.

"Lady, the cops already removed you an hour ago" I remarked before I walked over to her and said "You have to get out of here, you don't want to deal with me, I'm not as nice as the cops" She started to look concerned and said that SHE would call the cops and I said please do. After a few moments of standoff, I grabbed her bag of shit and walked out the door -- she exclaimed "Hey my shit! Police" and I said "Come and get it... OUTSIDE"

I walked into the street and threw her bag down the sidewalk saying "DON'T SMOKE CRACK IN THE BURGER KING, BITCH" -- as she clambered after it I said "I never want to see you here again" -- I re-entered the restaurant and was thanked for getting her out of there, and left shortly. There's just something about College & Spadina, isn't there?